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Originally posted by Dire Straits, Industrial Disease
they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
they wanna have a war to keep their factories
they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease
they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind
they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease
Aldous Huxley.
My father would have had custody instead.
A Flatshare.
Mad Bob Mugabe.
With the bank holiday weekend and many of us finishing work today I have moved Friday Questions forward a day, after much deliberation I have come up with the name 'Thursday Questions'.
1) Favourite song lyric
2) Favourite Author
3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?
4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?
5) Most odious politician?
"You weren't the first girl I ever kissed with tongues but you were the best you let me touch your chest" - Little Man Tate
Too many to choose from, right now - Harlan Coban
Not get married.... but I thought I knew better at the time
In the pub
David Cameron - needs a ******* good kicking
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear
2. Michael Bond
3. Grizzly rather than Brown
4. In the woods
5. James Scanlon (19th Century American Politician) - Linky
With the bank holiday weekend and many of us finishing work today I have moved Friday Questions forward a day, after much deliberation I have come up with the name 'Thursday Questions'.
1) Favourite song lyric
2) Favourite Author
3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?
4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?
5) Most odious politician?
1 - Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, Who watches over you?
2 - Phillip Pullman
3 - Proposed to my wife more romantically than I did
4 - Working in a theme park
5 - GWBush
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Today I gotta take my bike
'Cause once again the tube's on strike;
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day,
Even though the earn 30K.
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f**k's my f**king train?
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1) Favourite song lyric Answer: You walked with me Footprints in the sand And helped me understand Where I’m going You walked with me When I was all alone With so much I no along the way Then I heard you say
I promise you I’m always there When your heart is filled with sorrow and despair I’ll carry you When you need a friend You’ll find my footprints in the sand
2) Favourite Author Answer: Shy Keenan - Because after everything she has been through she has stayed strong.
3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be? Answer: I'll tell you when it is over.. ALthough I am great believer in Fate I wouldn't change anything because today might not be the way it is if I changed one thing.
4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife? Answer: In a Car Park in Crayford. I had road rage and got out and started yelling obscenities at him.
5) Most odious politician? Answer: Red Ken, John Major, Gordon Brown
3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?
4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?
5) Most odious politician?
1 - "Easy when you're number 1" - Status Quo!
2 - "John 'lofty' Wiseman" - His line on meeting me was "Son, there's not enough food in the forest for you!"
3 - I would've worn a condom when I shagged your mother, Jonathan.
4 - In the pub, I was watching the football. She asked one of my Rugby mates if everything was in proportion. I gave her my number and said "If you really want to find out, ring that number tomorrow!".
5 - I really can't answer that one. They're all self serving bastards!
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