I don't talk about my kids. I belong to the growing band who MOAN about them. When ARE they going to leave home? Oh, there's a lovely security job going on an aboriginal reserve in Frazer island, why don't you apply?
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Originally posted by hyperDOwl Hoot - love your Marty Feldman avatar - you don't suffer from hyperthyroidism by any chance?
Mind you, a few more weeks reading this board and we'll probably all be wearing bottle glasses.Last edited by OwlHoot; 16 July 2005, 04:40.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100I would have thought that, since he was also approaching infinite mass, he'd have a really massive...Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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my daughter filched a bronze medal at the British Tae Kwon Do Championships.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHootNope, eyesight and thyroids A1, as befits my name if not the avatar, although in the last year or two I've noticed things are easier to read if I hold them slightly further away...
Mind you, a few more weeks reading this board and we'll probably all be wearing bottle glasses.
hyperD in "blatant threaded" modeIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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As a lad, I had perfect vision. The medical experts informed me that they had never encountered such a perfect specimen before.
However, during my time travels, I ended up at Trafalgar. Nelson was sick in bed, so they asked me, knowing my tactical genius and powers of leadership, to take over. Unfortunately, during the battle, I lost an eye. Fortunately, I've just invented a new machine for the Australian government that can instantly cure any physical problem.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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