PLANS for the BIG weekend.

[2uk]

Top tip for you, prevent blisters by swapping hands every now and then.

No this weekend. But I know what you are talking about

[Weltchy]

When I suggested to my missus that she would have to take a cab to hospital if I happened to be otherwise engaged when the day arrived I had to duck really quickly to avoid a roundhouse slap.

HTH.

I imagine the response from my missus would be fairly similar. However, since we both do martial arts, I'd be expecting something more like a swift slap to the face as a distraction for the more painful snap kick to the old todger. Therefore, I will make sure to be wearing a cricket box on the off chance that I'm too pissed to avoid said slap or kick!!!!

[cailin maith]

I'm going home for the weekend

[TheFaQQer]

Updating CV and looking on Jobserve.

[Bumfluff]

Don't be like that. Enjoy it. You'll miss her when she's gone.

True

[Archangel]

1) I've a load of video editing to catch up on.

2) Seeing as I've just this morning ripped the rear mech off my oldest MTB racer, (I've been using it for winter duties,) that one is getting stripped and up onto eBay with whatever doesn't sell going to the rubbish dump. (Anyone want a titanium quick release? Slightly bent. Recon it'll go for a £5)

3) Being down a bike, I've a good excuse, and the time, to spec up this years tasty racer. Think I'll replace it with a hard tail and concentrate on MTB marathons this year, maybe use them Look VTT Fournales forks I keep meaning to put on something, and them Magura brakes I've got unopened in a box somewhere.

Hmm, looks like I've started the weekend already and in the wrong order there.

What's an MTB ?

[DiscoStu]

What's an MTB ?

Mountain Bike, I think.

[Archangel]

Mountain Bike, I think.

That is the concusion I came to, but what is the "T" for?

MounTain Bike?

Is it a manufactured letter just to result in a TLA?

[Lucy]

I am having all 3 children baptized - job lot.

50 guests coming.

OMG are you some kind of evangelist?

A follower of jaysis?

[snaw]

OMG are you some kind of evangelist?

A follower of jaysis?

I'm not religious, but how does someone saying he's having three kids baptised warrant an OMG response and being mildly offensive to someone who may be religious, but to my knowledge hasn't shoved it down anyones throat?

You're a class act 'Lucy'.