PLANS for the BIG weekend.

[Sockpuppet]

The one with no speed limit restrictions ?? Naaa , I already do that here

While pissed no doubt.

[Sockpuppet]

I am having all 3 children baptized - job lot.

50 guests coming.

How old are they? Do you think they can be reliably taught to scream "argh....it burns"

[Bumfluff]

Ive got my mum over ... great

[BrilloPad]

How old are they? Do you think they can be reliably taught to scream "argh....it burns"

6y, 6y, 6m. I reckon it would just take a few chocolate buttons...

[Diver]

6y, 6y, 6m. I reckon it would just take a few chocolate buttons...

Indelible pen and 666 on their foreheads, should liven things up a bit as well

[Weltchy]

The missus and I are going to the Ideal Homes exhibition on Saturday. Then I'm thinking, get dressed up for a nice meal in the evening!!!

[Diver]

The missus and I are going to the Ideal Homes exhibition on Saturday. Then I'm thinking, get dressed up for a nice meal in the evening!!!

Hang on to your money til the bottom drops out of the housing market, then buy for 80% less.

Next week probably

[Churchill]

The one with no speed limit restrictions ?? Naaa , I already do that here

Doesn't much matter in an A3 FFS!

This weekend I shall be travelling up to Oban in Scotland for a long weekend while the Banana goes to its new owners...

Ah well.

[Archangel]

But now is the time to plan out the whole WEEKEND. Although with that rainy forecast I can get lots of bedroom time !!

Top tip for you, prevent blisters by swapping hands every now and then.

[Diver]

Top tip for you, prevent blisters by swapping hands every now and then.

Got you sussed 2uk