ChicoLondon .... Boo

[Jehovah]

Don't mean to question your omnipresentness, but shouldn't it be "thou have"?

Hey, you try running the universe for all eternity, and then we'll see how hot your grammar is on a Friday afternoon!

Think I'll go pester some agnostics.

[PerlOfWisdom]

My Auntie was converted into a Jehovas Witness when she was in hospital and likely to die.

They go round hospitals and talk to people in that situation, and some of the 50% who live believe that it's because of Jehova. Not a bad conversion rate!

[AtW]

My Auntie was converted into a Jehovas Witness when she was in hospital and likely to die.

Pardon my ignorance, I am an atheist, but do Jehovas Witnesses get any special dispensation in heaven? Or is it just JWs who came up with this marketing approach and other religions are lagging behind in this respect?

[WGAS]

I'm just surprised they haven't tried the supermarket approach, 'this weeks special offer- buy one god get one free'

[Jehovah]

No. You are ALL wrong!

Only cats and men with long ginger beards will be welcomed into my Kingdom, for they are truly children of salt.