ChicoLondon .... Boo

[Jehovah]

No. You are ALL wrong!

Only cats and men with long ginger beards will be welcomed into my Kingdom, for they are truly children of salt.

[WGAS]

I'm just surprised they haven't tried the supermarket approach, 'this weeks special offer- buy one god get one free'

[AtW]

My Auntie was converted into a Jehovas Witness when she was in hospital and likely to die.

Pardon my ignorance, I am an atheist, but do Jehovas Witnesses get any special dispensation in heaven? Or is it just JWs who came up with this marketing approach and other religions are lagging behind in this respect?

[PerlOfWisdom]

My Auntie was converted into a Jehovas Witness when she was in hospital and likely to die.

They go round hospitals and talk to people in that situation, and some of the 50% who live believe that it's because of Jehova. Not a bad conversion rate!

[Jehovah]

Don't mean to question your omnipresentness, but shouldn't it be "thou have"?

Hey, you try running the universe for all eternity, and then we'll see how hot your grammar is on a Friday afternoon!

Think I'll go pester some agnostics.

[hyperD]

Don't mean to question your omnipresentness, but shouldn't it be "thou have"?

[Jehovah]

I AM JEHOVAH. THOU HAST ALL ANGERED ME GREATLY!!!

[hyperD]

Lawks a-mercy, better charge the Gullible Gun and activate the Zealot Shield

No, I think we should see what he would be prepared to do to convert us to this Alpha hogwash nonsense. If we could convince him we have started to believe his rantings we could have hours of fun. Wonder if we could convince him to cut off his own head.................

Damn fine idea sir.... let's starting our malevolent plotting now...

[John Galt]

Lawks a-mercy, better charge the Gullible Gun and activate the Zealot Shield

No, I think we should see what he would be prepared to do to convert us to this Alpha hogwash nonsense. If we could convince him we have started to believe his rantings we could have hours of fun. Wonder if we could convince him to cut off his own head.................

[hyperD]

Most of them end up "bee-aleeving in Jebus, ah save me ah-laaawd" like the good gun-toting, peace-making christians they proclaim to be.

OK Hyder you've done it now - start running 'cos Chico (God needs me more than I need him) will be here any minute

Lawks a-mercy, better charge the Gullible Gun and activate the Zealot Shield...

[John Galt]

Most of them end up "bee-aleeving in Jebus, ah save me ah-laaawd" like the good gun-toting, peace-making christians they proclaim to be.

OK Hyder you've done it now - start running 'cos Chico (God needs me more than I need him) will be here any minute

[hyperD]

Oh this really needs a rollin' smiley!! I cannot honestly believe they needed a survey for this - even Americans are not that stupid surely. The strong belief needs to come from the patient not every other do gooding munchkin

My Dark Lord Darth Tyranus, you'd be surprised at just how gullible people are. Most of them end up "bee-aleeving in Jebus, ah save me ah-laaawd" like the good gun-toting, peace-making christians they proclaim to be.

[John Galt]

Oh this really needs a rollin' smiley!! I cannot honestly believe they needed a survey for this - even Americans are not that stupid surely. The strong belief needs to come from the patient not every other do gooding munchkin

[hyperD]

Looks like your prayers have been answered, Chico ....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4681771.stm

Well it's quite a close call between Propafenone and the rantings of the delusional. I'll take my chances with Propafenone, thanks.

[Jabberwocky]

Looks like your prayers have been answered, Chico ....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4681771.stm