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Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWomen want someone exciting, unpredictable,spontanous, hard to get, and aloof
they also want someone dependable, reliable, understandable, who pays them lots of attention
Can we see the problem here..
Jeckyll and hyde would be the ultimate catchComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDo you count video games as a "sport"?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by threaded View PostYes, sports is good. Girlies just love looking at, and if I'm forced onto public transport as I will this evening, even touching my legs.
threaded in "Ten Ton Tess" modeComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOooh get her ! Snaw and communal showers ALERT
PS I'm just going for a 10k run
10k run my arse, you've got fat boab written all over you.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostUmm, you're averse to communal showers then Churchill? Something you're ashamed of perhaps?
10k run my arse, you've got fat boab written all over you.Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostUmm, you're averse to communal showers then Churchill? Something you're ashamed of perhaps?
10k run my arse, you've got fat boab written all over you.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostErrrm, you seem to have the dog and the cat mixed up...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostUmm, you're averse to communal showers then Churchill? Something you're ashamed of perhaps?
10k run my arse, you've got fat boab written all over you.
I think you've forgotten to take your medication again.Comment
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I think cause I posted after you, quoting baggy. Either way I'll get me coat.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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