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Q to Women: What will make you keep a lover.

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    #21
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Hmmm, had one of those, didn't (want to) work it out for about 10 years.

    Fantastic mindblowing unforgettable sex.

    The best women will put up with your philandering for that.
    Are you suggesting you are attracted to cold-hearted sexual beasts ? What a machine you are !

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      #22
      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
      Are you suggesting you are attracted to cold-hearted sexual beasts ? What a machine you are !
      Was.

      And great sex is hard to say no to.

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        #23
        Originally posted by 2uk View Post
        Are you suggesting you are attracted to cold-hearted sexual beasts ? What a machine you are !

        Why don't you form a virgin's club with atw? It's obvious you haven't ever interacted with a woman. Perhaps both of you need to cruise around town in the A3 and see what happens?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          Was.
          DimPrawn , this is a direct offence to u

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Why don't you form a virgin's club with atw? It's obvious you haven't ever interacted with a woman. Perhaps both of you need to cruise around town in the A3 and see what happens?


            This thread is gonna get interesting tomorrow. Wait till the day shift gets hold of this one...
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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Why don't you form a virgin's club with atw? It's obvious you haven't ever interacted with a woman. Perhaps both of you need to cruise around town in the A3 and see what happens?
              SAS , most HOT Eastern european chicks will not look further than an A3 to sleep with you, Believe me.

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                #27
                Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                Question to all single women ( or imagine you are ) here.

                You meet a guy and get into relationship with him. List what he needs to offer or what qualities he need to have so that you will maintain your relationship with him as lovers ( but not wife-lovers) . You will tolerate him meeting other girls but be ready to love him should you both are available/lonely/whatever.
                Well first he must hava-de-accent like de bar man from Hotel Babylon

                Then he needs more than just money - but a story to tell - an it better be focking good or I'm on to de next Tony - knowhatImean?

                So - you better be exceptional and unique -

                OK I'm not doing a girl impression anymore but that was quite fun...............
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                  SAS , most HOT Eastern european chicks will not look further than an A3 to sleep with you, Believe me.
                  TRAGIC .....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
                    TRAGIC .....
                    Well at least Eastern European men don't need English girls to have A3s to sleep with them lol.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                      Question to all single women ( or imagine you are ) here.

                      You meet a guy and get into relationship with him. List what he needs to offer or what qualities he need to have so that you will maintain your relationship with him as lovers ( but not wife-lovers) . You will tolerate him meeting other girls but be ready to love him should you both are available/lonely/whatever.
                      This is a great thread - please keep it up.

                      What on Earth makes you think that there are any women on CUK at all, let alone single ones??

                      Maybe start an "Ask Paula" thread?
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