Friday poem

[EternalOptimist]

There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

He knew a crooked contractor, who drove a crooked van
who posted on a website and nearly got a ban
He had a cat called Brewster, which sounded daft to some
But things were not to rosy, when her guts fell out her bum.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Les Gateaux des cannibals

I wanted one life

You - another
we couldnt have our cake
So we ate each other

[KathyWoolfe]

Les Gateaux des cannibals

I wanted one life

You - another
we couldnt have our cake
So we ate each other

[AlfredJPruffock]

The Rich Dont Look Down

This - is a wee note to remind you ambitious contactors and agents THAT

1 When you envy their lived in loafers
2 the mercedes arrogantly parked in the drive
3 or tighten the knot of their casual cahsmeres


stay cool - rise above it - remember

1 that the rich mens grin gins as if loked in chin-ups
2 the women's brows are arched like flautists

Their lives are lead in persuit of purpose
and their eyes are the eyes of a tighrope-walker

who can stride out only, cannot look down

He who would accumlate much wealth
He has much too lose

Chinese Proverb

[KathyWoolfe]

There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

He knew a crooked contractor, who drove a crooked van
who posted on a website and nearly got a ban
He had a cat called Brewster, which sounded daft to some
But things were not to rosy, when her guts fell out her bum.

Dodgy agent.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Aye Kathy

Are you located in Auld Reekie ?