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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThere was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
He knew a crooked contractor, who drove a crooked van
who posted on a website and nearly got a ban
He had a cat called Brewster, which sounded daft to some
But things were not to rosy, when her guts fell out her bum.
Dodgy agent.
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The Rich Dont Look Down
This - is a wee note to remind you ambitious contactors and agents THAT
1 When you envy their lived in loafers
2 the mercedes arrogantly parked in the drive
3 or tighten the knot of their casual cahsmeres
stay cool - rise above it - remember
1 that the rich mens grin gins as if loked in chin-ups
2 the women's brows are arched like flautists
Their lives are lead in persuit of purpose
and their eyes are the eyes of a tighrope-walker
who can stride out only, cannot look down
He who would accumlate much wealth
He has much too lose
Chinese ProverbLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 March 2008, 15:34.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostLes Gateaux des cannibals
I wanted one life
You - another
we couldnt have our cake
So we ate each other
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Les Gateaux des cannibals
I wanted one life
You - another
we couldnt have our cake
So we ate each other
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Friday poem
There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
He knew a crooked contractor, who drove a crooked van
who posted on a website and nearly got a ban
He had a cat called Brewster, which sounded daft to some
But things were not to rosy, when her guts fell out her bum.
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