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Terry Pratchett has alzheimer's
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He's as witty as Bill (patronising) Bryson, enough saidOriginally posted by snaw View Post- the guy not only is incredibly funny (If you ever read Bill Bryson - I think they share a very similar sense of humour), but he's an incredibly good writer.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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The man is a literary god. with a sense of humour that defies belief.Originally posted by snaw View PostFunniest guy writing today imo.
Been reading them since they first started coming out (20 odd years ago). Go read going postal (My favourite, and loosely analogous to our profession) and then come back and say they're drivel.
unfortunately little understood by the non intellectual reader.
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I prefer the writings of his younger and less well-known brother, Alan. Actually he doesn't exist. Nothing to see here...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHe's as witty as Bill (patronising) Bryson, enough said
Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostI prefer the writings of his younger and less well-known brother, Alan. Actually he doesn't exist. Nothing to see here...

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Never touched the stuff.Start smoking the same stuff as BGG...
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Ok..time to fess up.
I have tried, a few times to like Terry Pratchett's books. I've tried to read Colour of Magic several times. And failed.
I know, I know, I'm a geek, a roleplaying geek at that, and by virtue, I should be a Discworld fan. But his writing doesn't do it for me.
Don't get me wrong..I love fantasy novels (when I have time to read them), but the only comedy fantasy I can read and enjoy is Tom Holt (or for non-fanstasy fiction : Tom Sharpe)
There is a considerable difference of style between the two authors, as one might expect, and I find Holt's prose, plot and people to be more engaging, than the constant suspension of disbelief required by Pratchett.
Eg, in a Holt Murder Mystery, you are presented with a cast of suspects, including Thor the God of Thunder (now wheelchair bound and grumpy because of Health and Safety regulations), Joan of Ark (Noah's wife), Dr Crippens (Acid Salesman and DJ), and Faust II (Faust's Son who works in insurance). With that entertaining cast, you can make assumptions and at least try and spot a suspect.
In a Pratchett novel, the cast is a Walking Chest with Legs, A Talking Doorknob, A piece of Toast with a burnt image of Jesus on it, and an aardvark called Ralph. And at the end, you learn that Monty the Moleskin Assassin did it. ...er.......righhhhht....
I consider Holt to be far more adept at his research and plot construction, than Pratchett. But that's personal opinion.
A talking doornob does not fire my imagination the same way as imagining "what if Thor was reduced to a wheelchair and was a grumpy old so and so..what would he be like ?"Last edited by Board Game Geek; 13 March 2008, 22:52.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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