You just couldn't make this up.........

**BrilloPad** · 7 March 2008, 14:00

I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...

**DodgyAgent** · 7 March 2008, 17:17

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...

I love him

**TheFaQQer** · 7 March 2008, 18:35

You cannot read this article because it's by Richard Littlejohn, and he's a tw@

That's all I get when I try to open the page...

**bogeyman** · 7 March 2008, 19:22

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...

No, you can't mean it.

Littlejohn is a HUGE fecking cokclord

**thunderlizard** · 7 March 2008, 22:51

If that had come across my desk during my editorship of the 6th Form newspaper, it would have gone straight into the "too trite and puerile" basket.

**threaded** · 8 March 2008, 00:32

Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

And the Lovely Rita Award goes to ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._author_id=322

Sheet the guy is a psykicked: "From Screw U Parking Services of Rotherham, put your hands together for Wayne 'Psycho' Smith, who clamped a quadriplegic in his motorised wheelchair on a single yellow outside Colonel Patel's Original Kentucky-Style Fried Chicken and Kebab Shop, in Gasworks Road."

How did he know?

You just couldn't make this up.........