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Previously on "You just couldn't make this up........."

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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    And the Lovely Rita Award goes to ...


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._author_id=322
    Sheet the guy is a psykicked: "From Screw U Parking Services of Rotherham, put your hands together for Wayne 'Psycho' Smith, who clamped a quadriplegic in his motorised wheelchair on a single yellow outside Colonel Patel's Original Kentucky-Style Fried Chicken and Kebab Shop, in Gasworks Road."

    How did he know?

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  • thunderlizard
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    If that had come across my desk during my editorship of the 6th Form newspaper, it would have gone straight into the "too trite and puerile" basket.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...
    No, you can't mean it.

    Littlejohn is a HUGE fecking cokclord

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  • TheFaQQer
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    You cannot read this article because it's by Richard Littlejohn, and he's a tw@
    That's all I get when I try to open the page...

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...
    I love him

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  • BrilloPad
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    I usually hate Richard LittleCock - but this article is spot on...

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  • KathyWoolfe
    started a topic You just couldn't make this up.........

    You just couldn't make this up.........

    And the Lovely Rita Award goes to ...


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._author_id=322

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