Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?
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There are no "wonder" treatments for weight loss. Eat less, exercise more.
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It releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDoes anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Good thoughOriginally posted by beaker View PostIt releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.
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Nicknamed the "moob patch"!Originally posted by Diver View PostGood though
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Go for it Moose!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I've already got moobs.Originally posted by beaker View PostNicknamed the "moob patch"!
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDoes anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?
After years of being suckered with the latest beauty products containing ingredients with silly names, only women are gullible enough to buy into it.
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grow those puppies then you can play with them all the timeOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've already got moobs.Comment
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Is there an accompanying brown patch?: Always good for those "turn her over" moments...D"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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