The Pink Patch

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daviejones replied

6 March 2008, 14:12
Is there an accompanying brown patch?: Always good for those "turn her over" moments...D
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Andy2 replied

6 March 2008, 13:59
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I've already got moobs.

grow those puppies then you can play with them all the time
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PAH replied

6 March 2008, 13:45
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?

After years of being suckered with the latest beauty products containing ingredients with silly names, only women are gullible enough to buy into it.

My sainsbury's performance moisturiser is doing well so far. My forehead crevices are now slighly less shallower than an abyss.
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Moose423956 replied

6 March 2008, 11:40
Originally posted by beaker View Post

Nicknamed the "moob patch"!

Go for it Moose!

I've already got moobs.
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beaker replied

6 March 2008, 11:38
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Good though

Man Boob patch

Nicknamed the "moob patch"!

Go for it Moose!
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Diver replied

6 March 2008, 11:34
Originally posted by beaker View Post

It releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.

Good though

Man Boob patch
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beaker replied

6 March 2008, 11:31
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?

It releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.
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sasguru replied

6 March 2008, 11:29
There are no "wonder" treatments for weight loss. Eat less, exercise more.

HTH
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Moose423956 started a topic The Pink Patch

6 March 2008, 11:26
The Pink Patch

Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?
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