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    #41
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    SA: SallyAnne - a regular poster, unable to post from current client site I understand.
    Female - apparently...

    Older and ...well, just older!!

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      #42
      boom boom

      its the way I tell em






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        #43
        Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
        Female - apparently...

        This is true. I have met her twice.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          This is true. I have met her twice.
          "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #45
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?
            Is that the hollywood version or are we expected to believe everything we read in that handy toilet companion for when the bog-roll runs out?
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #46
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Bada-dish!

              I'll set 'em up, shall I?
              Done like a kipper.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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                #47
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                If you'd posted here longer you'd understand that the the last thing I'd ever do would be to give Bagpuss a BJ in a car park
                And I am sure the last thing BP would want from you is a BJ.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  "Met"? In the biblical sense as in "Jesophat met Ruth and they begat 600 children"?
                  Nope - that would be "know" rather than "met", e.g.
                  Originally posted by King James Bible, Genesis
                  And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    And I am sure the last thing BP would want from you is a BJ.
                    I feel ill
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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