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Pardon, could you repeat that?Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post -
The recommendation is for the young whippersnappers to wear ear plugs - how are they supposed to order a drink or chat each other up?
Does anyone else find it funny that this sort of noise is banned in factories but compulsory in pubs?Comment
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Surprising how easy it is to hear somebody talking when you've got plugs in.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Posthow are they supposed to order a drink or chat each other up?
Was shooting last weekend, and the bloke was clear as a bell."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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In a field (presumably) without loud music and a crowd where everyone else is also shouting perhaps.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostSurprising how easy it is to hear somebody talking when you've got plugs in.
Was shooting last weekend, and the bloke was clear as a bell.Comment
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What was he shouting? Something along the lines ofOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostSurprising how easy it is to hear somebody talking when you've got plugs in.
Was shooting last weekend, and the bloke was clear as a bell.
'Aaggghhh put the gun down. I'm bleeding! Get me an ambulance! Stop shooting at me!'Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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He's a picture of what happens when you go deaf off course.Originally posted by HRH View PostI very much doubt the man in the picture has EVER been on a night out!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe's a picture of what happens when you go deaf off course.
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LOLZOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWhat was he shouting? Something along the lines of
'Aaggghhh put the gun down. I'm bleeding! Get me an ambulance! Stop shooting at me!'Coffee's for closersComment
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