What do you do?

[Ardesco]

Tay - you made me laugh very loudly in a very quiet office

Ardesco - I now feel a bit sick!

What can I say, a nice firm eighteen year old is bound to help SAS through his mid life crisis

[miffy]

I really wonder what specific contracts you get.

I'm a hitman.

Usual kinda work is wifes wanting shut of their rich hubby, angry businessmen that have been ripped off and the occational work from HMRC dealing with people avoiding perfectly fair legislation like IR35.

[chicane]

What can I say, a nice firm eighteen year old is bound to help SAS through his mid life crisis

Except that "she" is probably a "he" like most of the other CUK "women"...

[Katie]

I won't be helping anyone through their mid-life crisis and 19 actually!

[tay]

Tay - Why was it amusing?! DavieJones? Is he that bad?

So as not to hijack this thread into a slanging match I will simply say.... when you read his contributions you will make your own mind up about him. I am happy for his posts to speak for themselves.

[miffy]

Ok, so who is Katie really...? Sas is that you?

[Katie]

Except that "she" is probably a "he" like most of the other CUK "women"...

No I am a she, most definately!

[tay]

I won't be helping anyone through their mid-life crisis and 19 actually!

Probably easier if you head staright on over to 'Test Please Delete' in light relief, thats where all the serious nerd flirting occurs.

[tay]

I'm a hitman.

Usual kinda work is wifes wanting shut of their rich hubby, angry businessmen that have been ripped off and the occational work from HMRC dealing with people avoiding perfectly fair legislation like IR35.

I am a hintman

I work with computers, but computers dont work with me. I work my own hours, but dont work any hours. I set deadlines, but dont know how to set deadlines. I am reposnsible for project delivery, but take no responsibilty for project delivery.

What am I?

[HRH]

It never ceases to amaze me how the apearance of a female on an IT contractor site leads to mass hysteria and a flurry of posts!