What do you do?

[Katie]

Well thank you for that information, I will bear it in mind!

[sasguru]

I am a hintman

I work with computers, but computers dont work with me. I work my own hours, but dont work any hours. I set deadlines, but dont know how to set deadlines. I am reposnsible for project delivery, but take no responsibilty for project delivery.

What am I?

yay a riddle! I like them!

A choker with webbed feet?

[oracleslave]

I am a hintman

I work with computers, but computers dont work with me. I work my own hours, but dont work any hours. I set deadlines, but dont know how to set deadlines. I am reposnsible for project delivery, but take no responsibilty for project delivery.

What am I?

Project Manager?

[sasguru]

Ok, so who is Katie really...? Sas is that you?

[KathyWoolfe]

No I am a she, most definately!

Be careful, I haven't seen it for a while but someone is bound to ask to see your norks.

[Katie]

No Me and Sas are not the same!

Kathy - Thank you for the advice

[Churchill]

Except that "she" is probably a "he" like most of the other CUK "women"...

And how is that supposed to deter the AssGuru?

[sasguru]

No Me and Sas are not the same!

Indeed not
Spartacus will be along shortly, no doubt ...

[Churchill]

Be careful, I haven't seen it for a while but someone is bound to ask to see your norks.

[tay]

Project Manager?

Top marks.. my skills as a hintman are clearly rusty