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    #21
    What about a number to denote the year and a letter to denote the class. Simple to work out for even the div kids.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #22
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      What about a number to denote the year and a letter to denote the class. Simple to work out for even the div kids.
      That means they'd have to understand both numbers and letters. It's not a realistic proposition.

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        #23
        Originally posted by the guy with the bowtie View Post

        Year 4 (Scientists - eight)
        Bell
        Darwin
        Faraday
        Fleming
        Hawking
        Jenner
        Newton
        Whittle




        Any errors ? Have we missed anyone obvious ?
        Scientists: Alan Turing, The guy who keeps a lot of us in a job!
        Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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          #24
          Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
          Scientists: Alan Turing, The guy who keeps a lot of us in a job!


          Another great Mancunian!

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            #25
            Scientists: Penrose, Davies, Dawkins, Davy, (Brian) May, Kelvin

            Arts; Hitchcock, Gilliam, (Ridley) Scott, Parker, Geilgud,

            Statesmen: Disraeli, Pitt, Walpole, Palmerstone, Gladstone, Balfour, Asquith, Lloyd-George, Baldwin, Chamberlain, Attlee,

            Engineers: Kelvin (again), Trevithick, Newcomen, Bell, Bessemer, Scotty

            hth
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #26
              What about some of the great composers?? I don't see any of them under the arts section....

              Mozart
              Bach
              Chopin
              Holst
              Wagner
              Gershwin
              Beethoven
              Haydn
              etc.

              You also missed Da Vinci off that list, he could go under engineer, scientist and artist.

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                #27
                Originally posted by the guy with the bowtie View Post
                My sister has just got her first Deputy Head post. She is keen to change the Form structure (currently 3a, 3b, 3c etc) to something more intellectually stimulating and she asked me to help come up with something.

                The general rules are they should be named after notable Britons and not be inappropriate when out of context (e.g. we can't have little Johnny in Form Thatcher).

                Here is what we have ended up with

                Year 3 (Adventurers - eight)
                Campbell
                Cook
                Drake
                Livingstone
                Nelson
                Raleigh
                Scott
                Shackleton

                Year 4 (Scientists - eight)
                Bell
                Darwin
                Faraday
                Fleming
                Hawking
                Jenner
                Newton
                Whittle

                Year 5 (Arts - eight)
                Chaplin
                Chaucer
                Dickens
                Elgar
                Moore
                Shakespeare
                Turner
                Wordsworth

                Lower Sixth (Statesmen - six)
                Churchill
                Cromwell
                Nightingale
                Pankhurst
                Wellington
                Wilberforce

                Upper Sixth (Engineers - six)
                Babbage
                Brunel
                Caxton
                Stephenson
                Telford
                Watt

                Any errors ? Have we missed anyone obvious ?

                We had great fun (especially some of those discarded). For a (very brief) moment I saw myself teaching ... but then again.
                Obviously you missed off Rolf Harris recently voted best artist in the world ever. While not strictly British his origins are Welsh.

                Oliver Reed is an obvious omission

                Charlie Chaplin but no Stan Laurel?

                Thatcher- to be celebrated at milk time, or when milk time used to be
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #28
                  Doh they are all supposed to be Brits are they.... ah well

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Yep, not enough Black One Legged Lesbians! You've fliped up the "diversity" requirement.
                    Agreed.

                    There are lots of female authors you could use to get your diversity requirement up i.e. Austen, Woolfe, Potter.

                    There are a few British female scientists i.e. Stopes, Garrett Anderson

                    You could just change one of your sections to sportsmen and then you have lots diversity without much effort.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      There are a few British female scientists i.e. Stopes, Garrett Anderson
                      Rosalind Franklin.

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