I'm in the wrong career ..

[HRH]

Why do you include John Leslie in this list?

because he his an awful person and his fall from grace has been nothing short of spectacular!

[HRH]

Pol Pot, Suharto, Thaksin Shinawatra, ............ there's loads of them.

Thaksin Shinawatra is innocent, hence why he has voluntarily just returned to Thailand to face charges against him. Please do not compare him to Mugabe etc.

[EternalOptimist]

Any errors ? Have we missed anyone obvious ?

I propose :-

Year 3 (Scrotes)


Year 4 (Hoodies)


Year 5 (Noisy hooligans)


Lower Sixth (Vandals)


Upper Sixth (Numpties)

[the guy with the bowtie]

Thanks for the input all.

They do need to be notable Britons with value educationally

I have noted the Cromwell point and lack of women. It is difficult because need to be reasonably notable to generate some interest and there just weren't the number of women to choose from.

Sis has already go the go-ahead in practice and it is in Staffordshire which does seem immune to the worst excesses of political correctness.

[MOH]

Sis has already go the go-ahead in practice and it is in Staffordshire which does seem immune to the worst excesses of political correctness.

How about locally born musical artists


Lemmy
Slash
Williams for the chavs

[Churchill]

because he his an awful person and his fall from grace has been nothing short of spectacular!

Have you given up on Carpentry?

Btw, I thought you'd been banned...

[HRH]

Have you given up on Carpentry?

Btw, I thought you'd been banned...

Of course!

[thunderlizard]

Not sure about Elgar - he was a bit of a c\/n7 by some accounts. & definitely Cromwell, for reasons already stated.

Unsure about "Moore" - which one do you mean - Roger, Alan, Patrick, the one with the processor law?

For Wellington under statesmen - he was a great general but possibly the worst ever British prime minister. But ultimately he redeemed himself in his 70s, when he reacted to the Spring Heeled Jack scare by grabbing his duelling pistols and riding out to catch the beggar once & for all.

[TheFaQQer]

Here is what we have ended up with

Year 5 (Arts - eight)
Chaplin
Chaucer
Dickens
Elgar
Moore
Shakespeare
Turner
Wordsworth

Any errors ?

Chaplin was a ****. Can't you think of anyone better? Lots of authors in there, too.

And no women in the arts section, unless it's Dorothy Wordsworth?

[Marina]

My sister has just got her first Deputy Head post. She is keen to change the Form structure (currently 3a, 3b, 3c etc)

Year 3 (Adventurers - eight)
Campbell
Cook
Drake

:::

Call that a modern school? Where's the obese class?

Year 5 (AKA "The Remove")
Bunter
Tudor
Haystacks
Threaded

any others?