Sick

[Clippy]

No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that. But I mean women. I have never been interested in less than an attractive woman.

Ahh, so you haven't had the nose job yet.
When is it due - how much is it costing?

[2uk]

Ahh, so you haven't had the nose job yet.
When is it due - how much is it costing?

It will be in the summer - will cost about 10K ( 5 k operation and 5 K lost invoices )

[Ardesco]

Reminds me of something I saw on TV years ago. Some IT geek in America had a bunch of cosmetic surgery because he thought it would get him a girlfriend. He had liposuction to get rid of the fat and loads of silicon implants put in to make it look like he was bulging with muscle.

They visited him 6 months later and he was still single, had put all the weight back on and looked ridiculous. Why you would want to have fake muscles I can't imagine.... Surely any girl who started groping him would realise it didn't feel right and be quite put off (Not that he'd ever got that far from all accounts)

[miffy]

It will be in the summer - will cost about 10K ( 5 k operation and 5 K lost invoices )

Ouch. Sounds painful that.

So will you be going back to work with a bruised nose?

[DimPrawn]

Surely any girl who started groping him would realise it didn't feel right and be quite put off (Not that he'd ever got that far from all accounts)

A bit like groping a bird with rubber norks?

[Churchill]

A bit like groping a bird with rubber norks?

Who says romance is dead?

[Ardesco]

A bit like groping a bird with rubber norks?

But Bristols aren't supposed to be solid, muscle on the other hand is.....

Any of the girls out there got a view on this? How would you feel if when you groped that hunk with the chiselled physique you found out that what you thought were rough tough man muscles where actually squidgy lumps of silicone.....

[DimPrawn]

Thank god I'm just squidgy lumps of flab and not pretend muscle.

[Katie]

Ardesco I would feel slightly repulsed!

[miffy]

No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that. But I mean women. I have never been interested in less than an attractive woman.

Ahh, so you haven't had the nose job yet.
When is it due - how much is it costing?

blow

I'm so gonna get wrapped knuckles for saying that. I couldn't resist it though, crikey have I got tourettes or something today?