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Urban Myths of Contracting?

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    #31
    Originally posted by Crossroads View Post
    Why not? I know LOTS of permies who earn far more.
    High-class prostitution does not count as "permie" in this context - neither does illegal arms and/or drug dealing. Sorry.

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      #32
      My wife, with bonuses last year, earned over £200K permie.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        My wife, with bonuses last year, earned over £200K permie.
        My wife earned considerably more - she divorced me...

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          #34
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          My wife earned considerably more - she divorced me...
          Lucky sod.

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            #35
            Originally posted by chicane View Post
            High-class prostitution does not count as "permie" in this context
            How about if they have a pimp?
            Surely theres some obligation of employment there?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #36
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              My wife, with bonuses last year, earned over £200K permie.
              Does she have an, ahem, good client base?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #37
                Originally posted by 51st State View Post
                What - you earn 150k a year as a permie? Yeah. Right.
                VMWare are throwing money around at the moment.

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                  #38
                  These people are surprised?

                  Are you telling me you didn't know that all of us permies are making 200k and over a year plus bonuses, benefits, shagg@ble female colleagues and luxury expenses abroad.

                  So do you want us to believe that all you contractors are not making more than 500k a year? Come on, you don't have to be shy here, we don't work for the tax office.
                  I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                    #39
                    Yes but who has the biggest penis?
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Yes but who has the biggest penis?
                      Not me. Only 8 inches.

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