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Urban Myths of Contracting?

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    #41
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Not me. Only 8 inches.
    From the floor?
    If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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      #42
      Originally posted by 51st State View Post
      From the floor?
      No, from his forehead.

      Arf-arf.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Not me. Only 8 inches.
        Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Francko View Post
          Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.
          baby's

          HTH

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            #45
            Originally posted by Francko View Post
            Mine it's like a 2 years old baby.
            I'm assuming you meant "baby's arm", otherwise sorry to hear that.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
              I'm assuming you meant "baby's arm", otherwise sorry to hear that.
              Arms have bends in the middle

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                #47
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Yes but who has the biggest penis?
                Me.

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by basshead View Post
                  Arms have bends in the middle
                  Form an orderly queue girls!

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                    #49
                    Hey, it's not just two hearts us Time Lords have got you know.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                      baby's

                      HTH
                      baby
                      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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