Poll : Liz Hurley

[realityhack]

It describes someone with dark hair and big ...

Shhh... We don't want you being burnt - it'd smell awful.

[KathyWoolfe]

Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

ohhhhhhh come on, you're not telling me you'd refuse an offer from her to be your friend?

[Diver]

Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

[PAH]

Did you wake up with a 'sauras?

(Works on a few levels that gag.)

No. Fortunately I must have drank so much I felt pretty sober by then, so we headed off to a flapdancing joint on the edge of town. Talk about chasing the aurora, we certainly saw the northern lights, which are located a lot further south than you'd think.

[BoredBloke]

To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

What a knob!

[PAH]

To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

What a knob!

Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.

[fridge]

Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.

Oi, my GT resembles that remark

[fridge]

Diver

AND before I forget to mention it Diver got me back on the cigs again. Where is she when you want to have a rant?

[fridge]

OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC

[PAH]

OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC

Off your head more like. Are you working at altitude?