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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by fridge View Post
    No not off my head but working sub altitude.I hope you are not going to flame me? Tell me you are not the 'new Denny'?
    That Denny is certainly lingering.

    Rest assured I'm far too lazy to write quite as much as she did when answering a simple yes no question.

    Not that this post will convince you of that.

    Was just testing your humour acceptance levels. May be time for a re-tune.

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  • Diver
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    fridge got me back on prescription meds again

    I know!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by fridge View Post
    AND before I forget to mention it Diver got me back on the cigs again. Where is she when you want to have a rant?


    Menthol or lights

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.
    Normally comes around as an email with a pic of a fit bird with the tagline "somewhere some guy has to listen to her tulip"

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  • fridge
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Off your head more like. Are you working at altitude?
    No not off my head but working sub altitude.I hope you are not going to flame me? Tell me you are not the 'new Denny'?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by fridge View Post
    OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC
    Off your head more like. Are you working at altitude?

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  • fridge
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    OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC

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  • fridge
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    Diver

    AND before I forget to mention it Diver got me back on the cigs again. Where is she when you want to have a rant?

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  • fridge
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

    I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.
    Oi, my GT resembles that remark

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

    What a knob!

    Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

    I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.

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  • BoredBloke
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    To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

    What a knob!

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Did you wake up with a 'sauras?

    (Works on a few levels that gag.)

    No. Fortunately I must have drank so much I felt pretty sober by then, so we headed off to a flapdancing joint on the edge of town. Talk about chasing the aurora, we certainly saw the northern lights, which are located a lot further south than you'd think.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

    ohhhhhhh come on, you're not telling me you'd refuse an offer from her to be your friend?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    It describes someone with dark hair and big ...
    Shhh... We don't want you being burnt - it'd smell awful.

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