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Poll : Liz Hurley

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    #31
    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    It describes someone with dark hair and big ...
    Shhh... We don't want you being burnt - it'd smell awful.

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      #32
      Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
      Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

      ohhhhhhh come on, you're not telling me you'd refuse an offer from her to be your friend?
      It's Deja-vu all over again!

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        #33
        Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
        Keira Knightley? Too thin. If she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zip...

        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #34
          Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
          Did you wake up with a 'sauras?

          (Works on a few levels that gag.)

          No. Fortunately I must have drank so much I felt pretty sober by then, so we headed off to a flapdancing joint on the edge of town. Talk about chasing the aurora, we certainly saw the northern lights, which are located a lot further south than you'd think.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #35
            To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

            What a knob!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #36
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              To think Hugh Grant got caught with that ugly prozzy when he could have been knocking te @sre of Liz Hurley

              What a knob!

              Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

              I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #37
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                Some say the same about Ashley Cole when he's got Cheryl at home.

                I heard or read somewhere: Behind every beautiful woman is a bloke sick to death of her.
                Oi, my GT resembles that remark
                sorry Diver I'm off the cigs again

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                  #38
                  Diver

                  AND before I forget to mention it Diver got me back on the cigs again. Where is she when you want to have a rant?
                  sorry Diver I'm off the cigs again

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                    #39
                    OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC
                    sorry Diver I'm off the cigs again

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by fridge View Post
                      OK before you say it I know OFF TOPIC
                      Off your head more like. Are you working at altitude?
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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