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TonyEnglish where did you get that avator from, when I searched I couldnt find this with a norks out, good find, Im off to the loo. -
I have got many worse than that which I have not drawn yet.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Even better Twin Liz Hurleys.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI have got many worse than that which I have not drawn yet.Comment
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News UpdateOriginally posted by Bumfluff View PostTonyEnglish where did you get that avator from, when I searched I couldnt find this with a norks out, good find, Im off to the loo.
Bumfluff masturbates to worst Photoshop job ever
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Did anybody do "all your money am belong to us" yet?
HMRC. In a league of 2.
For those who cant figure it out: "There are 2 things in this world that are unavoidable, Death and taxes".I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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HMRC - when the shirt on your back simply isn't enoughRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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just out of interest, where does the oft used "it's only fair" quote originate from?
Is it a reference to some HMRC report or something. It's a very popular catchphrase!Comment
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