HMRC - because people can't count.
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HMRC - Like Dick Turpin but without the Gun!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I think that one is already takenOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHMRC - It's only fair
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Oops - missed itOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostI think that one is already taken

OK - crib from Fox News then (and just as accurate):
HMRC - fair and balancedComment
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I think that's good value. It cost 3 times the amount spent on the olympic logo, but it's atleast 10 times less offensive to me when thinking about where my taxes are spent.It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Charity begins at home - Yours!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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HMRC - Because even the Undead Need to Feed
A Corporate Branding Concept by Bingo Bingo and Khunt Media (c) 2008
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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because you'll only spend it
HMRC - leaving you a pot to pi55 in.
Have My Ready CashRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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