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IT expert pockets Euromillions
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IT expert pockets Euromillions
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions." -
wendigo100 has not been on for a while but I know he isn't from where this guy is supposed to come from.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1! -
"He’s since vowed to complement his computer screensaver of a Ferrari with the real thing – a £150,000 Ferrari Spider, which will reportedly be delivered today"
I love seeing saddos fulfill their dreams.
I doth my Ferrari emblazoned cap to him.
Do you think there is an element of disappointment when £96M turns out to be just £6.5M?Comment
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Isn't there a law against IT experts buying lottery tickets ? He should give it all back to Hector. It's only "fair".Comment
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Ok, it was me, I was luckier with those £30 worth of tickets I bought then I said.
Im only working as I feel its my duty to pay as much tax as I canComment
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...sorry for not contributing to the Friday Poetry Corner ... but somebody up there does like me ...Comment
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Christ, how I wish that was me.
I'd need to find a new woman to help me spend it though.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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