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    #11
    I can't believe none of you have got it by now. Call yourself Geeks???

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      A. There's no 'f' in squirrels, no 'f' in computers and no 'f' in common.
      There's no Z in them either or .........

      WRONG!

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        #13
        BTW, is this going to have something to do with your AtW fixation, perchance?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Denny View Post
          I can't believe none of you have got it by now. Call yourself Geeks???

          Strangely enough, given the date, they might be busy doing other things...
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Strangely enough, given the date, they might be busy doing other things...
            True enough.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Strangely enough, given the date, they might be busy doing other things...
              Watching Newsnight?
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                #17
                Originally posted by Denny View Post
                Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?

                They are AtW's life?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  They are AtW's life?


                  Not the answer I had in mind.

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                    #19
                    If you slash at the insides with a big sharp knife, they both stop working.
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                      #20
                      OK, the answer

                      They can hibernate.

                      Before you shoot me down in flames and tell me that squirrels don't hibernate. Some breeds do. Also the question mentioned 'squirrels' and 'computers' not all squirrels and all computers.

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