Out of all the suggested answers, that has to be the worst one.
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In other words, what do very few computers and very few squirrels have in common?Originally posted by Denny View Postnot all squirrels and all computers.
Gosh what an excellent question! How dumb we were not to get it! I bet you're a hoot at the pub quiz
P.S. You do realise that not all computers run Windoze don't you?Comment
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Oh Dear (tm)
You've really lost it now Den!
What do humans and bears have in common?
They both like to catch fish.
Ok so maybe not all people like fishing.... and maybe some of the bears don't actually enjoy it, it's just a way of getting food.
Coming up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh Dear (tm)
You've really lost it now Den!
What do humans and bears have in common?
They both like to catch fish.
Ok so maybe not all people like fishing.... and maybe some of the bears don't actually enjoy it, it's just a way of getting food.
Coming up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostComing up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.
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Other equally valid answers:Originally posted by Denny View PostThey can hibernate.
Before you shoot me down in flames and tell me that squirrels don't hibernate. Some breeds do. Also the question mentioned 'squirrels' and 'computers' not all squirrels and all computers.
a) They can be hit by meteorites.
b) They can be seen by cats.
c) They can be different colours.
d) Rather spookily, they both weigh less than battleships.
What a waste of valuable drivelling time.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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No one was forcing you to contribute.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
What a waste of valuable drivelling time.Comment
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