Reply to: Quiz for Geeks

[BrilloPad]

No one was forcing you to contribute.

[Denny]

What a waste of valuable drivelling time.

No one was forcing you to contribute.

[BrowneIssue]

They can hibernate.

Before you shoot me down in flames and tell me that squirrels don't hibernate. Some breeds do. Also the question mentioned 'squirrels' and 'computers' not all squirrels and all computers.

Other equally valid answers:

a) They can be hit by meteorites.

b) They can be seen by cats.

c) They can be different colours.

d) Rather spookily, they both weigh less than battleships.

What a waste of valuable drivelling time.

[TheFaQQer]

Coming up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.

[morsing]

Beer

[EqualOpportunities]

Oh Dear (tm)

You've really lost it now Den!


What do humans and bears have in common?

They both like to catch fish.




Ok so maybe not all people like fishing.... and maybe some of the bears don't actually enjoy it, it's just a way of getting food.

Coming up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.

[Pondlife]

Oh Dear (tm)

You've really lost it now Den!


What do humans and bears have in common?

They both like to catch fish.




Ok so maybe not all people like fishing.... and maybe some of the bears don't actually enjoy it, it's just a way of getting food.

Coming up next week - what do red cars and blue cars have in common? Ans: they both have 1.8L engines in. How did you not get that you idiots.

[Platypus]

not all squirrels and all computers.

In other words, what do very few computers and very few squirrels have in common?

Gosh what an excellent question! How dumb we were not to get it! I bet you're a hoot at the pub quiz

P.S. You do realise that not all computers run Windoze don't you?

[TheFaQQer]

Out of all the suggested answers, that has to be the worst one.

[Denny]

OK, the answer

They can hibernate.

Before you shoot me down in flames and tell me that squirrels don't hibernate. Some breeds do. Also the question mentioned 'squirrels' and 'computers' not all squirrels and all computers.

[TheFaQQer]

If you slash at the insides with a big sharp knife, they both stop working.

[Denny]

They are AtW's life?

Not the answer I had in mind.

[Bagpuss]

Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?

They are AtW's life?

[TheFaQQer]

Strangely enough, given the date, they might be busy doing other things...

Watching Newsnight?

[Denny]

Strangely enough, given the date, they might be busy doing other things...

True enough.