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    Quiz for Geeks

    Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?

    #2
    They both have bytes.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Denny View Post
      Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?
      A. The Missus said: "They forget where they put their things."
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Denny View Post
        Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?
        A. They both have 9 letters.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #5
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          They both have bytes.
          Good answer, and quite correct, only the spelling for both makes it wrong even if it sounds the same, and it wasn't the answer I had in mind.

          The answer is so simple, you'll kick yourself.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            A. They both have 9 letters.
            Yes, very true but it wasn't the answer I had in mind.

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              #7
              They are both annoying?

              Sometimes, they deserve to be shot?

              They carry viruses?
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                #8
                Originally posted by Denny View Post
                Q. What do squirrels and computers have in common?
                A. There's no 'f' in squirrels, no 'f' in computers and no 'f' in common.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  They are both annoying?

                  Sometimes, they deserve to be shot?

                  They carry viruses?
                  The first two are just opinions and could apply to anything.

                  The last one is clever, but not the right answer. Besides they may not necessarily contain viruses all the time.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    A. There's no 'f' in squirrels, no 'f' in computers and no 'f' in common.
                    Nope.

                    The answer has nothing to do with word construction.

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