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Before you know it that cabbage will get mutated by cosmic rays and devour all the astronauts. When it gets back to Earth it will destroy all life as we know it except cabbages and a few other assorted leaf vegetables deemed fit to serve them. Any schoolboy knows that cabbage is EVIL!bloggoth
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Don't worry, they'll only be able to conquer in patches...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBefore you know it that cabbage will get mutated by cosmic rays and devour all the astronauts. When it gets back to Earth it will destroy all life as we know it except cabbages and a few other assorted leaf vegetables deemed fit to serve them. Any schoolboy knows that cabbage is EVIL!
Geddit? Cabbage patches?
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Quite so Xog. In point of fact there are already in excess of 600 such mutated "cabbages" doing their utmost to make lives miserable for the good people of this island. Off with their heads I say!!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBefore you know it that cabbage will get mutated by cosmic rays and devour all the astronauts. When it gets back to Earth it will destroy all life as we know it except cabbages and a few other assorted leaf vegetables deemed fit to serve them. Any schoolboy knows that cabbage is EVIL!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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