Cutting Costs

[Churchill]

Maybe he's stuck up a drainpipe.

Or down someone's trousers!

[MrRobin]

Or down someone's trousers!

It is valentine's, after all.

[scooterscot]

Who offered you that? I'll be looking for car finance soon...

Bank of Scotland, was actually £43k @ 4%

[Ruprect]

Perhaps the market is flooded with people who can change tapes?

[PAH]

Perhaps the market is flooded with people who can change tapes?

Unfortunately for them, changing a tape doesn't necessarily mean it'll change the tune.

I'm good at multi-tasking, I've got an eight-track mind.

[oracleslave]

I'm good at multi-tasking, I've got an eight-track mind.

Not surprising as you said you had a head similar to an elephants.

[PAH]

Not surprising as you said you had a head similar to an elephants.

Yeah, if only everything was in proportion. I suppose I have something in common with Jeremy Beadle after all.

[oracleslave]

Yeah, if only everything was in proportion. I suppose I have something in common with Jeremy Beadle after all.

[PAH]

There was a car advertised in the Classic Cars section of the Adtrader with a genuine 8 track player.


And a tape to go with it...

I bet it's Cliff Richard. Poor sucker that buys that car.

[BrowneIssue]

is it a sign of the times

just been asked about lowering my rate

anyone else had this recently

I was asked in 2001 to take a 50% cut or walk. I walked and spent 18 months on the bench. Most of the blokes that took the cut are still there now.

I'm now back up to earning 87% of what I was on when I walked.

Perhaps they want shot of you because your English is so bad?