How many valentines cards have you sent?

[Swiss Tony]

3 – all wind ups

And a stack of gay porn to the most homophobic busy body in the office

[cailin maith]

WHS

Snap

[Tensai]

Sent 6, all to myself in different handwriting and inks. Trying to convince the missus I am desirable. Unfortunately I think she is leaning more towards "sad and possibly deranged" than "desirable."

[Churchill]

None.

And nor will I.

Wot 'e said!

[oracleslave]

WHS

WHS

[adrian.t]

Sent 1, to an old friend. But it was via Facebook.
I was thinking of the trees
She replied to say thanks, though.
Zero expenditure, positive response. I call that a result.