Useless bloke's guide to Valentines Day

[Tensai]

Tried this once in desperation - DIY chocolate strawberries, on a plate, stuck in the fridge overnight. The trick is to make it look like a retarded 6-year old has done it (lumpy chocolate, mouldy strawberries) so you get the "Awwwww.... how cute.... you tried SO hard!" reaction.

Plus champagne if you're feeling flush.

HTH

[wobbegong]

Tried this once in desperation - DIY chocolate strawberries, on a plate, stuck in the fridge overnight. The trick is to make it look like a retarded 6-year old has done it (lumpy chocolate, mouldy strawberries) so you get the "Awwwww.... how cute.... you tried SO hard!" reaction.

Plus champagne if you're feeling flush.

HTH

So, basically going for the "sympathy f**k"?

BTW, Is your missus attracted to retarded 6-year olds, then?

[Churchill]

So, basically going for the "sympathy f**k"?

BTW, Is your missus attracted to retarded 6-year olds, then?

Why, are you looking for a girlfriend?

[Bod]

If you need a short-notice gift, how about a nice card containing a £150 Vidal Sassoon voucher.

That should keep a smile on your face for oh.... three days or so.

[oracleslave]

BTW, Is your missus attracted to retarded 6-year olds, then?

Why, are you looking for a girlfriend?

Yep the 'useless bloke' thread is perfect for you two.

[Tensai]

So, basically going for the "sympathy f**k"?

DURRRR..... and your point is.....?

[MrRobin]

I've just learnt that the missus has booked a hotel for us on saturday night... tulipe, i better get something good now.....