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Useless bloke's guide to Valentines Day

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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    <irish accent>lucky charms?</irish accent> Not really her style, but cheers for the suggestion...
    We're not all pikeys you know
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      #id
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      We're not all pikeys you know
      Haven't you got a driveway to be tarmacing?
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        #id
        She's already agreed to marry you and its too late for her to pull out of the wedding. Therefore easy street from now on, the days of making overly grand and romantic gestures are behind you.
        Good lad!!!

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          #id
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Haven't you got a driveway to be tarmacing?
          Roof

          (and yes I have seen a roof tarmacked.....)

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            #id
            RH - just cook her a really nice meal and clear up afterwards.
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              #id
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              RH - just cook her


              Oh wait there was more wasn't there...

              I'm really not doing well today

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                #id
                Marmite.

                Rhubarb.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  RH - just cook her
                  That's what Zeitghost does, but not too much as he likes them rare.

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                    #id
                    Give her a pearl necklace.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                      Give her a pearl necklace.
                      As in the one's available from Lizzy Duke?

                      Or am I one letter out there?
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