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Useless bloke's guide to Valentines Day

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    #11
    Look in TPD - the answer to all your questions! There were some good ideas before Christmas for Bear to get for Mrs Bear.
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      Nothing says "I love you" like a nice mop and bucket.
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        #13
        Originally posted by Archangel View Post
        I've just bought 'er indoors a Georg Jensen Fusion ring, Yellow Gold/White Gold/Yellow Gold all with diamonds. Not cheap at £2800 though.
        Because she'll have to. © Family Guy

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          #14
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Me, yes, me - I'm the useless bloke - and I'd appreciate any ideas (for someone trying to save cash frantically) as to what on earth to surprise the nearly-mrs-RH with on Thursday. I haven't got a clue (more than usual).
          She's already agreed to marry you and its too late for her to pull out of the wedding. Therefore easy street from now on, the days of making overly grand and romantic gestures are behind you.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Face it, you've missed your chance to buy anything decent by now. Get down to the bargain card shop, buy her something nice for nothing more than 60p.

            Get down to knickerbox and some edible boxers for you - stick 'em on and suggest "get your laughing gear round this one, love" on Thursday night.

            I guarantee that you will not be worrying about Valentines for a while!
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              #16
              Originally posted by Archangel View Post
              I've just bought 'er indoors a Georg Jensen Fusion ring, Yellow Gold/White Gold/Yellow Gold all with diamonds. Not cheap at £2800 though.
              You could get a seriously high class hooker for nearly three grand

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                #17
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                You could get a seriously high class hooker for nearly three grand
                Is that how you're marketing yourself these days?
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                  I've just bought 'er indoors a Georg Jensen Fusion ring, Yellow Gold/White Gold/Yellow Gold all with diamonds. Not cheap at £2800 though.
                  That's what I bought my wife to tell her how much I love her! Of course I'll take it back to the shop, as soon as I'm suitably rewarded

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Is that how you're marketing yourself these days?
                    No, I'm very not top drawer. Which is a shame.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Nothing says "I love you" like a nice mop and bucket.
                      Spendthrift!

                      I always appreciate a couple of new dusters.
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