Heads up, about to find the unluckiest person alive!

[AtW]

£10 says it lands in the sea and no one witnesses it

I can assure you that there will be a few US subs around that place.

[Marina]

The satellite has thrusters, small engines used to position it in space, that contain the toxic rocket fuel hydrazine. Hydrazine can cause harm to anyone who comes into contact.

The satellite, known by its military designation US193, was launched in December 2006. It lost power and its central computer failed almost immediately afterwards, leaving it uncontrollable. It carried a complex and secret imaging sensor.

I'm hoping the "complex and secret imaging sensor" will land intact in my back garden, and I have a can of air freshener handy for dealing with any hydrazine.

[Cliphead]

If it does hit land it'll be on eBay shortly after.

[Churchill]

I can assure you that there will be a few US subs around that place.

From Viz tricks and tips:

Russians, save millions of rubles on trying to find top secret US Submarines, just ask AtW, he knows where they all are.

[AtW]

Russians, save millions of rubles on trying to find top secret US Submarines, just ask AtW, he knows where they all are.

Step 1: hack US satellite to drop it into the ocean at predetermined location
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop

[PAH]

Step 1: hack US satellite to drop it into the ocean at predetermined location
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop

Step 3: Call the japs and tell them you've spotted some particularly tasty looking whales.
Step 4: Call hollywood and propose a modern day version of Moby Dick

[Diver]

They're not quite sure when or where it will hit exactly.

But you know the telephone box on the corner of Hammond Rd ?

Don't use it at 13.52 on the 3rd of March