Reply to: Heads up, about to find the unluckiest person alive!

[Diver]

They're not quite sure when or where it will hit exactly.

But you know the telephone box on the corner of Hammond Rd ?

Don't use it at 13.52 on the 3rd of March

[PAH]

Step 1: hack US satellite to drop it into the ocean at predetermined location
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop

Step 3: Call the japs and tell them you've spotted some particularly tasty looking whales.
Step 4: Call hollywood and propose a modern day version of Moby Dick

[AtW]

Russians, save millions of rubles on trying to find top secret US Submarines, just ask AtW, he knows where they all are.

Step 1: hack US satellite to drop it into the ocean at predetermined location
Step 2: wait for subs to appear at where it is going to drop

[Churchill]

I can assure you that there will be a few US subs around that place.

From Viz tricks and tips:

Russians, save millions of rubles on trying to find top secret US Submarines, just ask AtW, he knows where they all are.

[Cliphead]

If it does hit land it'll be on eBay shortly after.

[Marina]

The satellite has thrusters, small engines used to position it in space, that contain the toxic rocket fuel hydrazine. Hydrazine can cause harm to anyone who comes into contact.

The satellite, known by its military designation US193, was launched in December 2006. It lost power and its central computer failed almost immediately afterwards, leaving it uncontrollable. It carried a complex and secret imaging sensor.

I'm hoping the "complex and secret imaging sensor" will land intact in my back garden, and I have a can of air freshener handy for dealing with any hydrazine.

[AtW]

£10 says it lands in the sea and no one witnesses it

I can assure you that there will be a few US subs around that place.

[Moscow Mule]

£10 says it lands in the sea and no one witnesses it

67% chance. What odds are you offering ;-)

[PAH]

Shame it's not still operational. They could have put a live feed online so people knew which direction to run in as it came hurtling down.

[Spacecadet]

£10 says it lands in the sea and no one witnesses it

[Churchill]

Neither did the holocaust, roswell, or jack the ripper.

[PAH]

Neither did the holocaust, roswell, or jack the ripper.

[Churchill]

Like on 9/11?

Nah mate, that didn't happen.

[AtW]

Why can't it land on the White House or the Pentagon, for irony's sake if not spectacle.

Like on 9/11?

[PAH]

Suggestion - on the date of failure have a party with your worst enemies - if it hits you then at least you won't go alone.

Or find something that needs doing in the cellar, and order Tesco home delivery if you need anything.

How boring if it lands in the sea. Why can't it land on the White House or the Pentagon, for irony's sake if not spectacle.