Girl Talk.....Boy Free Zone (unless gay)

[cojak]

I once had to be forcibly dragged away from a pair of sude chanel fur (well, fluff!) lined boots I saw in Selfridges years ago. They were £750 and what really didn't help was some yank also enthusing over how nice they were. I still regret not buying them although I do think I would have been too scare to wear them.

Actually, that reminds me, I bought some stupidly high heeled chanel shoes not so long ago off a german retailer on ebay. Have only worn them round the house, I really must find them and get some wear out of them before I take them down to oxfam!!!

We've all done it, Dear....

[Churchill]

Is this the Slingback synapse and PMT thread

Yep ! must be. Churchill is here

'morning Diver!

How's the spandex?

[BrilloPad]

wye em sea aye.....

In the Nayveeeey...

I thought it was well known that all lizard monsters are gay?

[Ardesco]

That's the problem with kids, they drain away all your spare cash. I don't have any so I can afford to splash out on frivolities.

Hmm... I thought you were going on about bringing up kids singles handed and working your way up from the bottom a while back....

May have got the wrong person I guess...

You did.

So you are admitting that Denny is a made up personality now are you?? Congratulations AtW you did well with this one!!

[PAH]

I thought it was well known that all lizard monsters are gay?

They have both reproductive organs. So when you tell them to go f themselves, they do.

[Churchill]

They have both reproductive organs. So when you tell them to go f themselves, they do.

can!

[PAH]

can!

Do.

Can means they can. Do means they do.

Stick to the words over one syllable. They're easier to get right.

[Churchill]

Do.

Can means they can. Do means they do.

Stick to the words over one syllable. They're easier to get right.

So, lizards only ever mate with themselves?

Don't talk sh*te!

[PAH]

So, lizards only ever mate with themselves?

Don't talk sh*te!

Haven't you got a postman's leg to suck on? I bet he's shatting himself knowing old toothless is waiting.

[SallyAnne]

A make-up lesson to end all make-up lessons....

http://underwaterpistol.com/premierw...ic-of-make-up/

A 10 day course about make-up?!!!

Jesus H. Christ Cojak!!!