I've just bought this...

[SandyDown]

Denny – why do you even bother replying to them idiots?

[sasguru]

Denny – why do you even bother replying to them idiots?

these

HTH

[Ardesco]

these

HTH

those

HTH

[Spacecadet]

Yeah, that's right. So when I'm benched, I just go to my GP with all kinds of invented ailments, pick up 6 months worth of drugs, all paid for out of your hard earned ir35 taxes, and flog them on e-bay.

Nice little earner that!

try and fake heroin addiction - in some areas they give you free heroin

[PAH]

try and fake heroin addiction - in some areas they give you free heroin

In others it's a sherbet dip and karaoke lessons.

[PAH]

PS I realise some people are obese because of medical reasons but they are a small minority.

So the solution to 3rd world hunger isn't to send over food aid, but various drugs known to cause thyroid problems.

[Denny]

Denny – why do you even bother replying to them idiots?

It's my glands. I can't help it!

To console myself I munch my way through a Crispy Creme donut or two then a bag of clotted cream toffees followed by a family size chocolate bar polished off with a couple Danish pastries all washed down with a mug of double banana milk shake and a couple of freebie Asprins, courtesy of the taxpayer.

[Denny]

try and fake heroin addiction - in some areas they give you free heroin

I hadn't thought of that. Thanks. I should be able to give up contracting at this rate.

[PAH]

I hadn't thought of that. Thanks. I should be able to give up contracting at this rate.

On your rate, I would.

[Denny]

On your rate, I would.

You don't know what rates I get.