Oh, I just thought of the best way to dispose of my dead body, just throw me off a boat into the ocean… feed the fish and all that, perfect me thinks, I love the sea, and I’d love to be buried in it. (as long as my body doesn't get washed away - perhaps they can add a few bricks to ensure I sink)
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What to do with your body - after death
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Great answer VM!Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI want mine to be used for necrophilia.
"As long as you don't split on us."
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Placed on a boat then floated out to sea with all my family and friends watching.
Then blown up.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Nice idea, but it seems there will be a lot of bling or a lot of carbon left over.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
E.g. A 70 kg person is 16 kg carbon , so that makes perhaps a max of 80,000 carat diamond. The biggest they do is 1 carat without asking.Comment
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Couldn't care less - I won't need it again....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Woah...... Spooky!!!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostCouldn't care less. I won't be needing it.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That what The Bride probably thought in Kill Bill, just before she woke up paralysed and ready salted.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCouldn't care less - I won't need it again....Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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