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Valentines Day
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Bittersweets.
For most, there is no crueler day of the calendar year than that of Valentine's Day. While a tiny fraction of the population can look forward to a holiday of wine and roses, poetry and song, the vast majority of us can anticipate a day of nausea and grimacing, trauma and grief. A day in which minutes seem like hours, and hours like days, as we reflect sorrowfully on yesteryear's romantic indignities, today's loneliness, and the unknowable but certain heartbreak that will be visited upon us repeatedly in the years to come.
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Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.
Available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid.
Made in a facility that processes nuts and peanuts.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I've booked a table overlooking the sea at a top class restaurant in Key West.
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I sincerely hope he isn't going to pour boiling water in the hole at the top then shove a fork down the middle.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Well he thinks it's a pot noodle
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Whatever floats your boat....Originally posted by Tensai View PostI sincerely hope he isn't going to pour boiling water in the hole at the top then shove a fork down the middle.
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It wasnt a question.. it was a statement of observation.Originally posted by Weltchy View PostNope. You?Comment
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Must be that imaginary question mark rearing its ugly head again. My apologies if you have taken offence in anyway with regards to my interpretation of your statement as being a question and therefore providing an answer and reposte.Originally posted by tay View PostIt wasnt a question.. it was a statement of observation.
Feel free to either ignore or respond to my implied question, as is your choice!!!!
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Apology accepted.Originally posted by Weltchy View PostMust be that imaginary question mark rearing its ugly head again. My apologies if you have taken offence in anyway with regards to my interpretation of your statement as being a question and therefore providing an answer and reposte.
Feel free to either ignore or respond to my implied question, as is your choice!!!!
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