Severed cables disrupt internet

[scooby]

From his posts I believe that Diver is a salvage bloke, that doesn't preclude him turning his hand to demolitions I suppose

pikey... He's weighing in the cable!

[cojak]

Lets form a team of crack CUK diver commandos to do the needful with much cheapness and plenty of quickness

*Finds hubby's bolt cutters in garage, starts shrugging on drysuit and fins - waits for Diver's command...*

*...hopes there's enough air in the tanks from the last dive...*

[BrilloPad]

Why did it have to happen over xmas? Hopefully it will occcur every 6 months or so. Prefrably cutting all the cables. Teach the numpty managers at clientco a lesson in contingency planning.....