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    #61
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    How about Freemasonry, being a local councillor, a trainee JP and doing volunteer work in the local community?

    Will that do?
    Oh dear, I see I've wounded you. Sorry

    FREEMASONRY? As if that's something to boast about!
    Last edited by bogeyman; 29 January 2008, 17:42. Reason: Agahst at FREEMASONRY

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #62
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      Oh dear, I see I've wounded you. Sorry
      Not at all dear boy.

      Just one question, growing giant marrows? Come on, a joke, right?

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        #63
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Not at all dear boy.

        Just one question, growing giant marrows? Come on, a joke, right?
        If you are a fremason you can find another use for those giant marrows
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #64
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Yup, some social misfits drink to get out of their mundane existence, some sad bastards play computer games all night to do the same...
          or board games
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #65
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Not at all dear boy.

            Just one question, growing giant marrows? Come on, a joke, right?
            I would never joke about marrow growing!

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #66
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              FREEMASONRY? As if that's something to boast about!
              Why, is it not?

              Would you care to proffer an explanation as to your views?

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                #67
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Why, is it not?

                Would you care to proffer an explanation as to your views?
                YES!

                Every Freemason I've ever known (and there have been quite a few) are, without exception, self-serving reptiles of the first water.

                They are generally, low, conniving, aspirational tossers, with ideas far above their station.

                The wives are generally, dyed-blond, sex-starved and "up for it".

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  YES!

                  Every Freemason I've ever known (and there have been quite a few) are, without exception, self-serving reptiles of the first water.

                  They are generally, low, conniving, aspirational tossers, with ideas far above their station.

                  The wives are generally, dyed-blond, sex-starved and "up for it".
                  Well, that's a well reasoned argument.

                  Do they also grow giant marrows?

                  How many of the 5 million masons worldwide have you met?

                  Anyway, the pub beckons. Let's continue this debate tomorrow.

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                    #69
                    Well Churchill, clearly you don't have even the basic wit to argue with me.
                    So: Touche!

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #70
                      Ah sorry Churchy, all is forgiven

                      Oi ! Who dissed board games ?

                      I'll whupp yo posterior at a game of Settlers of Catan or Axis and Allies homeboy.

                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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