Speeding in the UK

[SueEllen]

most chicks think "that guy has a flash car so has a small endowment"

<waggles little finger>

Depends what you mean by "flash". If it's not an obvious flash number then you are all right.

Anyway you better of getting a motorbike. All chicks I know like men on big bikes and in leathers.

[Churchill]

no point in have a high performance car without a high performance driver. I suppose you are that too?

I thought you were divorced? How can you be divorced and have a porsche.

my car is worth £1500 and I am dreading it breaking down as no money to repair.

No kids of my own and she's got more money than me.

Sometimes the Judge "Gawd Bless 'im!" can be fair.

A "High Performance Driver"? Nope. Don't need to be. I know my limits.

[Churchill]

Depends what you mean by "flash". If it's not an obvious flash number then you are all right.

Anyway you better of getting a motorbike. All chicks I know like men on big bikes and in leathers.

Mine's bright yellow, I call it "the Banana!" - the car, not my todger!

[SueEllen]

Mine's bright yellow, I call it "the Banana!" - the car, not my todger!

[Churchill]

I like it.

[SueEllen]

I like it.

linky?

Of the car I mean.

[AtW]

linky?

Of the car I mean.

I saw what you posted before edit!

[2uk]

linky?

Of the car I mean.

Sue , What is more important - a big todger or Porsha ?

[Churchill]

linky?

Of the car I mean.

I'll add some piccies to Facebook. Along with the pictures of my (ex)Chopper!

[SueEllen]

Sue , What is more important a big todger or Porsha ?

The truthful answers are:
1. There is no point having a big todger if you don't know what to do with it
2. There is no point having a Porsche (or any flash car ) if you are a ****