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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostRoll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).
Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??
Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostHoney does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise ofter a while and it becomes crunchy.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostRoll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).
Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??
Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Come on ladies and gentlemen, not many left now!!!Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostHoney does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise after a while and it becomes crunchy.
(Remove bees prior to warming)If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post' Course I can lick my knees..... not sure I would want to.Comment
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Well after a bumper three hour licking show cailin maith is currently relaxing with a well deserved Magners and will be back with us later. Congrats to Zeighty who managed to get the speacial spanking ticket and had the pleasure of cailin maith spanking him while licking her toes in an amazing display of flexibility and dexterity.
Round of applause for cailin please, it was a hard show but one she pulled off with great professionalism. You'd think she did this sort of thing every day !!!For a quick recap for those who didn't see it:
(Your share of the profits is in the post CM, after running costs, travel and expenses we made a healthy £2 profit!! Oh and yes the alcohol I consumed and claimed in expenses was most definetly a business expense )
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Well done to CM for her outstanding performance, and for allowing observers to reach the parts she couldn't. Awesome work there and a round of applause for Ardesco for arranging (oh, and for the open bar - much appreciated).
Tune in next week to watch Zeity clip his scales while doing a one-armed handstand on a revolving turntable - all proceeds will definitely go to charity - thanks to Craig for sorting that out.Last edited by realityhack; 23 January 2008, 17:00.Comment
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Well, I have to say.... I am glad ye get such amusement out of my flexibility....
Bunch of NuttersBazza gets caught
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A statue of a horse with all four legs in the air ?
The horse died in battle?
or the statues fallen overConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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